Herein lies the tale of a man, a keyboard and three days spent creating the ultimate masterwork.
Ok, so maybe it won't be a masterwork. Maybe it'll just be finished. I hope.
An old guy who you would find boring.
Special skills include:
Ability to eat a whole pizza in a single sitting, regardless of size;
Amazing taste in comic book related apparel;
My cleverest moments invariably occur when there's no audience.